Monday, January 5, 2009

NEED FOR SPEED






WELL THIS IS M FIRST BLOG FOR THE '09 ERA LOL WELL I GUESS ILL MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. LETS SEE HERE OK LATELY I HAVE BEEN BUMMIN RIDES LEFT AND RIGHT. YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING LAUGHING HAHA YEAH WELL I DESERVE THAT BECAUSE I GOT MY CAR TAKEN AWAY FOR DOING SOMETHING STUPID I BET RIGHT ABOUT NOW YOU'RE LIKE WOW THAT DUDES 21 STILL GETTING HIS CAR TAKEN AWAY WOW WHAT A LOSER WELL LOSER NO TAKEN YES BUT NOT BY THE PARENTS BUT THE FRIGGIN PO PO'S, THE 5-0, THE BOYZ IN BLUE THE PIGS, THE GOVERNMENT THE FRIGGIN MOTHER F****N P-O-L-I-C-E ! YEP ME IM A BAD BOY LOL WELL LET ME GIVE YOU THE SCOOP WELL IT ALL HAPPENED DEC.30 I GOT IN A LITTLE ARGUMENT WITH A FRIEND OF MIND YEA ITS A CHICK BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THAT SEEMS TO BE WHERE ALL PROBLEMS START IN THE WORLD BUT NOT MEANING TO GO ON A TANGENT. ANYWAYz SO I WAS IN A ARGUMENT KINDA HEATED SO MY FRIEND DECIDES TO STORM OFF ACROSS TIME IN HER CAR TALKING MAD SHIT AND HOW SHE DONT WANNA TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN LOL AND PEOPLE IF YOU KNEW WHAT THE ARGUMENT WAS OVER YOU'D LAUGH BUT NOT IMPORTANT SO SHE DRIVES TO THE NORTHSIDE OF TOWN WHICH IS KINDA FAR FROM MY HOUSE AND KINDA FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE IM LIKE OK WHATEVER IM BUSY DONT HAVE TIME FOR IT SHE'LL COME AROUND BUT LIKE ALWAYS I GET THIS TEXT SAYING HEY UMMMM...WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? SO IM LIKE UHHHH....NOTHING WATCHING ESPN DRINKING A RED BULL AND EATING GUMMY SAVERS....SHES LIKE HMMM... SOUNDS FUN IM LIKE YEAH LOTS.....SO SHES LIKE WELL I WAS JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW I RAN OUT OF GAS AND IM STRANDED AT BARNES AND NOBLE SO FIRST THING I DID WAS M NORMAL I SAID HOLD ON PUT THE PHONE ON MUTE AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF IT WAS HILARIOUS...(HAHAHAHAHAHA).....BUT THEN I WAS LIKE WELL OK LET ME PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE WELL I GET MY GAS CAN GET IN MY CAR ON THE WAY I STOP AND FILL UP THE GAS CAN THEN DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO THE NORTHSIDE TO BARNES AND NOBLE THEN POUR THE CONTENTS INTO HER CAR THEN SHE OPENS HER FRIGGIN MOUTH AGAIN AND PISSES ME OFF AGAIN PEOPLE TO ME THE FRIGGIN BEST FRIEND A PERSON CAN HAVE SHE SAYS WOW TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH SO IM LIKE STANDING THERE WITH THE EMPTY GAS CAN IN HAND AND A LOOK THAT COULD FRIGGIN KILL RIGHT ABOUT NOW 3 THINGS GO THROUGH MY HEAD ONE KNOCK THIS ***** OUT WITH THIS EMPTY GAS CAN. TWO FIND A HOSE AND SIPHON MY DANG GAS OUT HER CAR AND THREE BE THE BIGGER PERSON I AM AND WALK AWAY ...........WELL I KNOW YOU KINDA FIGURED WHAT I DID....... SO NOW AS IM HELPING HER BACK UP TO HER FEET LOL JUST KIDDING BUT YEAH I DROVE AWAY. OK NOW THIS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING WELL IM DRIVING PISSED AS HECK AND IM ON THIS ROAD FAR FROM HOME WHERE COPS STAY LURKING FOR CARELESS DRIVERS SO IM ON THIS ROAD AND SHE CALLS CRYING SAYING PLEASECOME BACK WE NEED TO TALK SO I TURN AROUND OK WELL I CUT ACROSS LIKE ABOUT 5 LANES NOT SIGNALING WHEN I SEE THE FRIGGIN COPS THE BIG BOYZ THE BLUE MAN WRECKING CREW OR YOU COULD SA THE FUZZ LOL THAT NEVER GETS OLD BUT ANYWAYS THIS COP IS LIKE LETS SAY 50 FEET AWAY DOING THE SAME DAMN THING I DID SO THE DUDE HITS HIS LIGHTS I SEE THEM IN MY FEAR VIEW MIRROR AND SHIT BUT KEEP IN MIND HE IS LIKE 50 FEET AWAY NOT CLOSE AT ALL SO I TURN INTO A APARTMENT COMPLEX AND JUST PUT THE DAMN PEDAL TO THE METAL IM WEAVING THROUGH THESE APARTMENT COMPLEX DODGING KIDS ON BIKES CARS OLD LADYS FAT PEOPLE SKINNY PEOPLE UGLY PEOPLE MORE UGLY PEOPLE A HOT CHICK OR TWO LOL YOU GET THE POINT SO I GET TO THE BACK OF THE COMPLEX AND IM TELLING YOU NO LIE I SWERVED MY CAR IT DRIFTED SO SO SO OH SO PERFECT I PUT THE BIT IN REVERSE AND BACK IT IN JUMP OUT LOCK THE DOORS AND STARTED WALKING BEHIND THE APARTMENTS AND TO MY SURPRISE I SEE A FRIGGIN GREY CHARGER YOU KNOW THOSE NEW JOINTS THE COPZ HAVE NOW WELL YEAH SO I START WALKING UP SOME STEPS KEEP IN MIND I STILL DONT SEE THE ORIGINAL COP THAT WAS CHSING ME SO IM KNOCKING ON SOME ONES DOOR JUST KNOCKING HOPING SOME NICE PERSON WILL LET ME IN BUT NO ONES HOME SO I START BACK DOWN THE STEPS AND I SEE THE ORIGINAL COP HE LOOKS AT ME AND KEEPS GOING THEN I SEE HIM OVER BY MY CAR AND THEN I SEE THE COP IN THE CHARGER TALKING TO HIM AND THEY POINTED AT ME SOOON AS I SEE THIS I FRIGGIN DIP OFF RUNNING IT WAS FRIGGIN CRAZY I RUN TO THE MAIN ROAD CROSS THE STREET AND I COME UP TO SOMEMORE APARTMENTS WELL THEN THIS LADY SHE HAS AN ACCENT SHE SAYS SHE FROM JERSEY I TELL HER MY STORY AND SHE LETS ME IN SHE TELLS ME TO CALL MY RIDE SO I CALL THE CHICK WHO WAS F***** REASON I WAS OVER THERE SHE COMES AND GETS ME I CRASH AT HER PLACE FOR THE NIGHT GO BACK FOR MY CAR IN THE MORNING AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW SURPRISE IT IS . . . . NOT THERE SO NOW I HAVE TO GO HOME AND EXPLAIN TOMY MOM WHERE MY CAR IS IT REALLY SUCKED DIDNT GO TO WELL BUT ANYWAYS SHE CALLS THE SHERIFF DEPARTMENT AND THEY SAY THEY WONT RELEASE IT UNTILL I TURN MYSELF IN OK WELL I DO THAT LIKE 3 DAYS LATER AND IT REALLY SUCKS B/C I STILL DONT KNOW WHEN I AM GETTING MY CAR BACK WELL IM TIRED OF TYPING SO ILL END THIS BUT UMMM.... THE LESSON I LEARNED IS JUST STOP NEXT TIME AND JUST TO LET OU GUYS KNOW WHY I RAN IS B/C OF THE INFLUENCE OF GRAND THEFT AUTO ON MY LIFE NAW JUST KIDDING ITS BECAUSE I HAD LIKE A 6 MONTH OVER DUE TICKET WELL IM OUTTT.


PS.THE REASON I NEED MY CAR SO BAD NOT JUST CAUSE I CANT DRIVE. ALSO BOTH MY SKATEBOARDS ARE IN THERE MY IPOD TOUCH WELL HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD NEW YEAR IIGHT IM OUT BYE

6 comments:

Breezi F said...

Awe Man. =/ I'm mad that your first blog for the '09 is about getting your car taken by the Po-Po! LOL. And us chicks don't start all problems lol, jus most! Overall I hope you had a good new year hun!

A.R. said...

damn, that sucks hun.
what happened to our skating date?
=/

xxjudyyboOty said...

im so mad that you put ur phone on mute and laughed your ass off.
lmao.
but damn. you shouldve just stopped. =/ then youd still have ur car, ur skateboards and ur ipod!

and i had the hardest time reading this thing bc its like 4 longggg ass sentences. i kept looking for a period that never came!

funny ass blog though.

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

Wow your crazy!

lmao

Jillian said...

im laughin over here because 1 can picture your face when ol' girl went off on you after bringing teh gas...LOL...then all i could think of as you drivin thru the apt complex was in the 2nd Resident Evil with Mike Epps, when he runnin zombies over talkin bout "GTA BITCH!!" lol...

Jillian said...

BTW..you know they was probably talkin shh about you at the station right? lol..you were the guy who ran away thinking he was slick but left his car...