Sunday, May 10, 2009

H@PPY MOTHERz D@Y

SO TODAY IS MOTHERS DAY AND ITS WAS ALL IN ALL A PRETTY CHILLED DAY I DID THE NORMAL MOTHERS DAY STUFF WENT TO CHURCH BUT ON THIS MOTHERS DAY I GOT UP AND SPOKE AND SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY MA AND IF ANYONE KNOWS ME I AM A VERY HUMOROUS CHILLED LAID BACK AND SOMEWHAT ARROGANT PERSON AND REALLY NOTHING REALLY GETS TO ME BUT ON THIS PARTICULAR OCCASION I GET UP IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CHURCH AND TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER AND LET ME TELL YOU I JUST BREAK DOWN I ACTUALLY TEARED UP AND I MEAN NOT TO BE ALL SENSITIVE OR ANYTHING I JUST REALLY REALLY LOVE MY MA WHICH IS REALLY MY GRANDMA YEP WELL TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT MY MA WAS IN THE ARMY AND WHEN SHE WAS NT OVERSEAS SHE WAS A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER WELL WHEN I WAS 4YRS OLD MY SIS WAS 6YRS OLD MY MA WAS AT WORK TRANSPORTING A INMATE SHE WAS KILLED BY HIM DO NT REALLY WANNA ELABORATE TO MUCH ON THAT SITUATION BUT IT REALLY TURNED OUR LIFE UPSIDE DOWN YEAH BUT MY GRANDMOTHER TOOK ME AND MY SIS IN AND RAISED US AND BASICALLY PUT OFF HER LIFE TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE A BETTER LIFE SHE HAS SACRIFICED A LOT AND CONTINUES TO DO SO MUCH EVEN THOUGH AT TIMES WE ARE UNAPPRECIATIVE I JUST GOT UP THERE AND LET HER KNOW TODAY THAT I REALLY DO APPRECIATE AND THANK THE LORD EVERYDAY THAT SHE IS MY MOM AND THAT I REALLY DO LOVE HER OK LET ME CHILL B4 I START AGAIN BUT I JUST LOVE MY MA I BEEN REALLY LOW ON FUNDS LATELY YEP NO JOB RIGHT NOW AND IM IN SCHOOL BUT I MEAN IM MANAGING B/C MY MA ALWAYS BREAKING BREAD BUT I DID GET MY MA SOME FLOWERS AND PLANTED HER 2 ROSE BUSHES AND GOT HER THIS MOTHERS DAY BOOK AND A CARD YEP YEP ALSO MY FAM CAME DOWN TO VISIT WE TOOK SOME PICS CHILLED AND REMINISCED ON OLD TIMES LOL




O YEAH AND THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS PLANTING THESE TWO ROSE BUSHES I SAW HUGE FROG IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME THIS FROG WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE HERE IS A PIC OF IT I NAMES IT MR. SMACKS AFTER THE FROG ON THE SMACKS BOX LOL


Wednesday, May 6, 2009

DEFINITELY ESPN WORTHY

OK SO IM JUST SURFIN THE WEB AND I COME ACROSS SOMETHING THAT WOULD CATCH ANY DUDES EYE AND IF YOU A COOL CHICK YOUR EYES AS WELL LOL WELL I CAME ACROSS SOME POLE DANCING I MEAN YEAH I LOVE JUST GOING TO STROKERS AND MAGIC CITY AND WATCHING THE OCCASIONAL REGULAR ENTERTAINMENT BUT WHEN YOU STEP YOUR POLE GAME UP TO THIS LEVEL YOU DESERVE A SPOT ON ESPN CAUSE CLEARLY I MEAN THIS REQUIRES SKILL, TALENT, AND STRENGTH I MEAN EVERYONE ARUES WHETHER CHEERLEADING IS A SPORT OR NOT I DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE WE'LL TAKE THE POLE DANCING OF THE CHEERLEADING ANY DAY HONESTLY I GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE AND THIS IS AMAZIN NOW IM GOING TO PUT A STRIP POLE IN MY APT FOR ALL THE CHICKS THAT COMEOVER CAUSE SERIOUSLY THE CHICKS NEED TO STEP THEIR POLE GAME UP GO BIG OR GO HOME LOL! I MEAN DID YOU SEE THE CHICK WHO DID THE CHARDONNAY MOVE FROM RAY J OF LOVE SERIOUSLY IM BROKE NOW AFTER WATCHING THIS LOL
I THINK AS A PEOPLE WE SHOULD PETITION TO GET THIS ON ESPN OR ESPN 2 OR SOME PRIMETIME SLOT LOL



Monday, May 4, 2009

NEW ON THE MUST COP LIST

HELLO BLOG WORLD BEEN GONE FOR A MINUTE WELL IM BACK LAP TOP WAS SCREWED BUT ITS ALL BETTER NOW LOL BUT ANYWAYS I BEEN REALLY SLACKIN ON MY SNEAKER GAME LATELY IF YOU KNOW ME YOU WOULD KNOW THAT I HAVE A MASSIVE SNEAKER FETISH IM A REAL SNEAKER HEAD I MEAN LIKE I LOVE KICKx BUT LATELY I BEEN KINDA STRUGGLIN EVERY SINCE I GOT MY APT AND IM IN SCHOOL NOW WELL JUST BASICALLY IM OFFICIALLY IN THE REAL WORLD BUT I VOWED TO MY SELF THESE NEXT TWO MONTHS IM STEPPING MY GAME BACK UP IM GONNA GET BACK ON MY GRIZZY LOL BUT HERE ARE SOME PICz OF SOME ISH THAT CAUGHT MY EYE AND I WILL GET NO MATTER WHAT AND I HAVE TO GET A PAIR OF AIR YEEZYz BUT ANYWAY HERE THEY ARE











JUST KEEP LOOKIN OUT CAUSE PICS TO COME SOON OF ME ROCKIN THESE DOPE KICKx

Friday, April 17, 2009

MY NEPHEW


WELL THIS BLOG IS SELF EXPLANATORY ITS ABOUT MY NEW EDITON TO MY FAM HE IS MY NEPHEW NICHOLAUS AUSTIN STEPHENS YEP WELL HE IS MY LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY LOL (NO HOMO) BUT HE IS SO SMART AND JUST THE CUTEST LIL DUDE IN THE WORLD HAHA HE ALWAYS IS SO BUSY AND ACTIVE BUT WOULDNT TRADE HIM FOR ANYTHING UNLESS YOU WERE OFFERINF KERI HILSON OR KIRA KNIGHTLEY JUST KIDDING HE IS THE BEST WELL BY YALL AND HERE IS A PIC OF US I TOOK A WHILE AGO

PLAY-OFFS TIME

WELL ITS THAT TIME PEOPLE ONCE AGAIN THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN PEOPLE START CASTING THERE BALLOTS AND PLACING BETS ON THE NBA YEP ITS PLAYOFF TIME AND DUE TOO ME SEEING VARIOUS BLOG POST ON BLOGGER AND MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK I THINK ITS TIME FOR ME TO CHIME IN WITH MY OPINION ONCE AGAIN I SAY OPINION BUT LET ME GIVE MY PREDICTIONS

1ST ROUND

EASTERN CONFERENCE

CAVALIERS VS. PISTONS - CAVALIERS
HAWKS VS. HEAT - HAWKS
MAGIC VS. 76ERS - MAGIC
CELTICS VS. BULLS -CELTICS

WESTERN CONFERENCE

LAKERS VS. JAZZ - LAKERS!!!
BLAZERS VS. ROCKETS - BLAZERS
MAVERICKS VS. SPURS - MAVERICKS
HORNETS VS. NUGGETS - HORNETS


PS ILL TAKE ANY BETS OUT THERE CAUSE I AM A NBA ANALYST LOL JUST KIDDING BUT I KNOW SPORTS

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

RANDOM ISHH

SO WHATS GOOD PEOPLE I GUESS THERE MUST BE A BLUE MOON TONIGHT CAUSE IM BLOGGING LOL THERE IS A LOT THAT I HAS HAPPENED SINCE I LAST BLOGGED WENT ON SOME DATES MET SOME NEW CHICKS FLIRTED A LITTLE STARTED SKATING MORE SINCE I HAD STARTED SLACKIN. BUT ONE MAJOR THING THATS ON MY CHEST RIGHT NOW IS THE FACT THAT GAYS HAVE TAKING OVER THE AREA AROUND THE DAMN SKATEPARK (EWWWWWW.........)NO FRIGGIN LIE IM SO SERIOUS ITS LIKE EVERYTIME I GO TO THE SKATEPARK NOW I USUALLY GO OVER TO THE STAIRS AND WHAT DO I SEE A BUNCH OF FAGS I MEAN NO OFFENSE TO GAYS OR NOTHING LOL BUT I MEAN KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF DONT COME TO MY TURF MY SANCTUARY MY LITTLE FORM OF WHAT I CALL HEAVEN ON EARTH AND TARNISH IT WITH YOUR GAY SHIT I MEAN IF IT WAS A BUNCH OF LESBIANS GIRL ON GIRL ACTION IT WOULD BE COOL I MEAN COME ON EVERYONE LOVES LESBIANS LOL BUT FAGS NEGATIVE LOL BUT ANYWAY I JUST LEARNED A NEW SKATETRICK CALLED A NOLLIE HALF CAB OFF SOME STEPS(APPLAUSE)BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I WANT TO ADDRESS ALSO AND GET OFF MY CHEST ITS HOW CHICKS BE FRIGGIN ACTING FUNNY ONCE YOU TELL THEM WHATS UP AND WHERE THEY STAND IN YOUR LIFE THEN THEY WANNA ACT ALL BRAND NEW AND SHIT LIKE THEY HAVENT GOT THE MEMO OR SHIT I MEAN WHEN I TELL A CHICK THAT IM LOVIN THE SINGLE LIFE RIGHT NOW AND REALLY ON MY GRIND SO TO ALL YOU CHICKS OUT THERE DEREK IS A BACHELOR AND GONNA BE ONE FOR A WHILE IF HE GIVES YOU QUALITY TIME DONT LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD CAUSE YOU'RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT LOL JK BUT REALLY IM JUST INTO BEING FRIENDS LOL HMMMM OK NOW THAT I LET THAT BE KNOWN I WANNA TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU SHOULD VOTE KOBE ASS THE MVP CAUSE HE IS THE MOST DOMINANT ALL AROUND PLAYER IN THE MVP NO ONE CAN GUARD HIM AND HE IS THE CLOSEST PLAYER TO BEING LIKE MIKE YA DIGG OTHER THAT IM OUT O AND CHECK OUT MY NEW KICKS



Wednesday, April 8, 2009

GUESS WHO'S BACK ?

HEY YALL WHATS GUDD? I KNOW ITS BEEN A HELLA LONG TIME BUT MY COMPUTER IS F'D UP AND I BEEN REALLY REALY BUSY IM SORRY I HAVENT BEEN FULFILLING MY BLOGGER DUTIES LOL I KNOW MOST OF YOU DONT CARE BUT IM JUST GIVING A SIMPLE UPDATE LOL WELL WHAT IVE BEEN UP TO MOSTLY IS JUST SKATIN SCHOOL AND LIVING LIFE LIKE THERE IS NO FRIGGIN TOMORROW I AM SINGLE AND LET ME TELL YOU BEING A BACHELOR IS WHAT I THINK GOD MEANT WHEN HE SAID THE PROMISE LAND CAUSE IT IS FRIGGIN AWESOME I MEAN MY DAY CONSIST OF WAKING UP SHOWERING EATING SCHOOL THEN EATING AGAIN THEN SKATING THEN EATING AGAIN THEN SHOPPING AND FLIRTING WITH RANDOM CHICKS THEN CHILLIN WITH FRIENDS AND TV AND SLEEPING I MEAN LIFE COULDNT BE BETTER WELL THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY FOR NOW IM GETTING TIRED SO ILL POST WHEN I CAN GHOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU OUT THERE AND REMEMBER HAVE FUN AND LIKE T.I. AND RIHANNA SAID "LIVE YOUR LIFE" CAUSE REALLY WHO HAS TIME FOR A HATER ?


PS. "REMEBER LIFE IS THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND YOUR TIME TRYING TO MAKE PLANS"