DEPRESSED

I FEEL SO DEPRESSED DON'T KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME HAVE YOU EVER JUST HAD THAT FEELING THAT AINT SHIT GOING RIGHT IN YOUR LIFE I MEAN NO HOMO OR ANYTHING BUT I AM SO FRIGGIN CONFUSED ON A LOT OF SHIT MAN I JUST WISH I KNEW WHAT DIRECTION MY LIFE WAS GOING IN AND IF IT IS THE RIGHT DIRECTION WELL THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY FOR NOW YALL PLEASE PRAY FOR ME OR WHATEVER ....

BEEN SO LONG . . .

MAN IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LAST BLOGGED LOTS HAVE HAPPENED IN MY LIFE ILL CATCH UP DURING THE NEXT FEW DAYS CAUSE I CANT RIGHT NOW I AM SICK AS A DOG. IM TALKING RUNNY NOSE, VERY CONGESTED, COUGHING, SNEEZING, THE WHOLE NINE SO WELL STAY UP PEOPLE.

PS. I LANDED A SICK AS KICKFLIP THE OTHER DAY BUT MY DUMB ASS COUSIN MISSED IT CAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY FILMING A DAMN SPIDER DEVOUR A BUTTERFLY WHICH WAS ALSO COOL LOL BUT IM OUT PEACE.

THUGGG LIFFFEEE....

WELL WHATS UP YALL I GUESS YALL WONDERING WHATS UP WITH MY BLOG TITLE. WELL I JUST FINISHED WATCHING ONE OF THE GREATEST AND FUNNIEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME. YEP, IM TALKING ABOUT PINEAPPLE EXPRESS IT WAS HILARIOUS. SETH ROGAN AND JAMES FRANCO WERE COMIC GENIUSES IN THIS MOVIE THEY KEPT ME LAUGHING JUST WATCHING THEM INTERACT WITH EACHOTHER. THEY WORKED VERY WELL TOGETHER. THEY HAD PERFECT SCREEN CHEMISTRY. JUST WATCHING THIS MOVIE INSPIRED ME TO START SMOKING WEED JUST LIKE HE SAID IN THE MOVIE"WEED MAKES EVERY THING BETTER FOOD TASTE BETTER SEX FEELS BETTER LIFE IS JUST BETTER". IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS MIVIE GO BUY THE DVD ITS WORTH IT DONT RENT JUST BUY LOL. THIS MOVIE HAS EASILY MADE IT INTO MY TOP TEN FUNNIEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME. ILL HAVE A COMPLETE LIST LATER OF MY OPINION OF THE TOP 10 COMEDY MOVIES. WELL IM OUT. NOW GO GET HIGH PEOPLE LOL!!!

A DAY IN DA LIFE

WELL DONT HAVE MUCH TO SAY YESTERDAY I ATE A SAUSAGE EGG AND CHEESE MCGRIDDLE FOR BREAKFAST FROM MICKEY DEEz WENT TO THE PARK SKATED AND THEN WENT HOME TOOK A NAP GOT UP PICKED MY FRIEND UP FROM WORK WENT AND SKATED THEN ATE BK FOR THE 10TH DAY STRAIGHT YEAH IM ADDICTED YEAH AND I DONT FEEL THE NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MOVIE I SAW BY THE NAME OF UNBORN BECAUSE WITH ALL DO RESPECT IT SUCKED ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME PLUS MEAGAN GOOD DIED AGAIN IM TIRED OF HER DYING IN MOVIES WITH HER ULTIMATE SEXY BODY ANYWAYS THATS PRETTY MUCH MY WHOLE DAY...

PS.HERE ARE SOME PICS FROM ME SK8'N YESTERDAY:

JUST BEEN CHILLIN....

WELL THE DAY B4 YESTERDAY WAS A PRETTY AWESOME DAY I FINALLY GOT MY CAR BACK ITS NOT MUCH SURE I HAVE MISTREATED MY CAR GAVE IT A FEW BUMPS AND BRUISES BUT THIS PAST WEEK WITH OUT MY CAR HAS BEEN PAINFUL HAVING TO DEPEND ON OTHERS TO TAKE ME PLACES AND EVEN I WALKED TO THE STORE AND LET ME TELL YOU DEREK DOESNT DO THE WHOLE WALKING THING LOL BUT ANYWAYS I REALLY HAVE LEARNED FROM THIS EXPERIENCE NEXT TIME I WILL NOT RUN AND LEAVE MY CAR ... BECAUSE NEXT TIME IM GONNA FRIGGIN TAKE THE 5-0 ON A OLD FASHION O.J. SIMPSON STYLE POLICE CHASE WELL UNTIL I RUN OUT OF GAS I GUESS LOL! BUT REAL TALK I DID LEARN MY LESSON JUST PULL THE CAR OVER...

WELL ONLY BADSIDE TO THIS WHOLE ORDEAL IS WHEN I GOT TO THE FRIGGIN PLACE WHERE THEY KEPT THE CAR THE EFFIN PIGS HAD SEARCHED THROUGH MY CAR LIKE CRAZY I MEAN I HAD JUST CLEANED OUT MY CAR IT WAS PERFECT THEN THEY GO MESS IT UP I MEAN CRAP WAS EVERYWHERE THEY HAD THROWN CD'S EVERYWHERE MY SKATEBOARD WAS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT THE OTHER IN PASSENGER SEAT, CLOTHES WERE OUT MY TRUNK AND IN THE BACKSEAT I MEAN SERIOUSLY THEY HAD STOLEN SOME OF MY FRIGGIN CONDOMS AND HAD OPEN ONE OF THE BOXES AND THEY WERE ALL OVER MY CAR I BET THEY WERE LIKE AT LEAST HE IS SAFE HAHA BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE THEY STOLE MY IPOD TOUCH WHICH PISSED ME OFF I WAS FRIGGIN HEATED I WANTED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE BUT MY MA WAS LIKE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT SO SHE TOOK ME TO BEST BUY AND COPPED ME A NEW ONE WHICH IS LIKE 10 TIMES BETTER.... SHE ALSO BOUGHT ME A NEW CAMERA CAUSE I HAD BROKEN MY OLD ONE WHILE SKATING AND THE MONEY I HAD IN THERE WAS ALSO GONE I MEAN COPS STEALING THATS F'D ^....BUT I MEAN EVEYTHING TURNED OUT WELL I GOT A NEW IPOD TOUCH A NEW SONY CYBERSHOT. THIS IPOD IS BETTER THAN MY OLD IPOD TOUCH IT HAS LIKE SPEAKERS ON IT SO YOU CAN HEAR IT WITHOUT HEAD PHONES AWWWWEEESSSSOOMMEEEE....





LASTNIGHT I WENT OUT WITH ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS. WE WENT TO BURGER KING LATELY I'VE BEEN HOOKED AND I GO THERE LIKE EVERYDAY.



AFTER WE LEFT THERE WE WENT TO WAL-MART AND BOUGHT A SHIT LOAD OF CANDY FOR THE MOVIES CAUSE MOVIE CANDY IS EXPENSIVE. WE THEN HEADED TO THE MOVIE TO SEE UNBORN BUT WE WERE TOO EARLY AND WE DIDNT FEEL LIKE WAITING SO WE ENDED UP SEEING A CHICK FLICK. I WAS KINDA ADAMNENT ABOUT IT AT FIRST AND THE PREVIEWS WEREN'T ALL THAT GREAT. BUT ALL IN ALL THE MOVE WAS PRETTY GOOD. NOT TO MENTION THE GORGEOUS KATE HUDSON AND ANNE HATHAWAY. SO I RECOMMEND IT YOU GO SEE THIS ITS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO.




WELL THATS ALL FOR NOW STAY UP PEOPLE....^.....

HOLDING ON

WELL DIDNT BLOG YESTERDAY I WAS FRIGGIN TIRED AS HECK. SO I GUESS TODAY ILL BLOG TWICE YAYYY WHATEVER. ANYWAYS OK I WENT TO THE MALL YESTERDAY TO SEE IF CLOCKWORK HAD THE SHOES I WANTED WHICH THEY DONT WHEN I WALKED OUT I SEE THIS COUPLE FRIGGIN HOLDING HANDS. I MEAN IT AINT A BIG DEAL I JUST WONDER WHATS THE BIG DEAL WITH HOLDING HANDS AND SHIT IN PUBLIC. SEEING THIS TOOK ME BACK TO THIS ARGUMENT I HAD WITH ONE OF MY EX'S ONCE BECAUSE I WOULDNT HOLD HER FRIGGIN HAND AT TARGET ONCE. LIKE REALLY I FEEL ITS PRETT LAMETO ALWAYS HOLD HANDS AND CRAP FOR NO REASON ITS LIKE SAYING HEY LOOK AT ME ME AND MY CHICK ARE HOLDING HANDS WE LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND WE WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW IT. OH AND I MEAN I REALLY GOT INTO THIS AT THE MALL YESTERDAY I COUNTED A MESS LOAD IT WAS ABOUT 17 COUPLES HOLDING HANDS IT LIKE IT WAS FRIGGIN HOLD HANDS DAY. I MEAN REALLY SOME PEOPLE TAKE THAT CRAP SO FAR AS TO NEVER LET GO THIS ONE COUPLE WERE LIKE GLUED WHEREVER SHE WENT HE WENT LINGERIE SECTION, WOMANS DRESSING ROOM, EVEN THE WOMANS RESTROOM. (WHILE SHE WAS ON THE FRIGGIN TOILET HE STILL HELD HER HAND) HOW I KNOW THIS WELL ITS BECAUSE I WATCHED. (LOL) LAST I HEARD OF THAT COUPLE SHE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF AND I GUESS YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT HE WENT RIGHT ALONG WITH IT JUST KIDDING, BUT THIS WAS JUST A LIL RANT ON SOME STUFF THAT REALLY ANNOYS ME. I MEAN EVERONE IS ENTITLED TO THERE OWN OPINION AND MINE IS HOLDING HANDS IS NOT NESSACARY. ITS LIKE YOU MIGHT IS WELL PUT A FRIGGIN LEASH ON A DUDE BUT YOU KNOW HOW CHICKS ARE LOL!!!

NEED FOR SPEED

WELL THIS IS M FIRST BLOG FOR THE '09 ERA LOL WELL I GUESS ILL MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. LETS SEE HERE OK LATELY I HAVE BEEN BUMMIN RIDES LEFT AND RIGHT. YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING LAUGHING HAHA YEAH WELL I DESERVE THAT BECAUSE I GOT MY CAR TAKEN AWAY FOR DOING SOMETHING STUPID I BET RIGHT ABOUT NOW YOU'RE LIKE WOW THAT DUDES 21 STILL GETTING HIS CAR TAKEN AWAY WOW WHAT A LOSER WELL LOSER NO TAKEN YES BUT NOT BY THE PARENTS BUT THE FRIGGIN PO PO'S, THE 5-0, THE BOYZ IN BLUE THE PIGS, THE GOVERNMENT THE FRIGGIN MOTHER F****N P-O-L-I-C-E ! YEP ME IM A BAD BOY LOL WELL LET ME GIVE YOU THE SCOOP WELL IT ALL HAPPENED DEC.30 I GOT IN A LITTLE ARGUMENT WITH A FRIEND OF MIND YEA ITS A CHICK BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THAT SEEMS TO BE WHERE ALL PROBLEMS START IN THE WORLD BUT NOT MEANING TO GO ON A TANGENT. ANYWAYz SO I WAS IN A ARGUMENT KINDA HEATED SO MY FRIEND DECIDES TO STORM OFF ACROSS TIME IN HER CAR TALKING MAD SHIT AND HOW SHE DONT WANNA TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN LOL AND PEOPLE IF YOU KNEW WHAT THE ARGUMENT WAS OVER YOU'D LAUGH BUT NOT IMPORTANT SO SHE DRIVES TO THE NORTHSIDE OF TOWN WHICH IS KINDA FAR FROM MY HOUSE AND KINDA FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE IM LIKE OK WHATEVER IM BUSY DONT HAVE TIME FOR IT SHE'LL COME AROUND BUT LIKE ALWAYS I GET THIS TEXT SAYING HEY UMMMM...WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? SO IM LIKE UHHHH....NOTHING WATCHING ESPN DRINKING A RED BULL AND EATING GUMMY SAVERS....SHES LIKE HMMM... SOUNDS FUN IM LIKE YEAH LOTS.....SO SHES LIKE WELL I WAS JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW I RAN OUT OF GAS AND IM STRANDED AT BARNES AND NOBLE SO FIRST THING I DID WAS M NORMAL I SAID HOLD ON PUT THE PHONE ON MUTE AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF IT WAS HILARIOUS...(HAHAHAHAHAHA).....BUT THEN I WAS LIKE WELL OK LET ME PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE WELL I GET MY GAS CAN GET IN MY CAR ON THE WAY I STOP AND FILL UP THE GAS CAN THEN DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO THE NORTHSIDE TO BARNES AND NOBLE THEN POUR THE CONTENTS INTO HER CAR THEN SHE OPENS HER FRIGGIN MOUTH AGAIN AND PISSES ME OFF AGAIN PEOPLE TO ME THE FRIGGIN BEST FRIEND A PERSON CAN HAVE SHE SAYS WOW TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH SO IM LIKE STANDING THERE WITH THE EMPTY GAS CAN IN HAND AND A LOOK THAT COULD FRIGGIN KILL RIGHT ABOUT NOW 3 THINGS GO THROUGH MY HEAD ONE KNOCK THIS ***** OUT WITH THIS EMPTY GAS CAN. TWO FIND A HOSE AND SIPHON MY DANG GAS OUT HER CAR AND THREE BE THE BIGGER PERSON I AM AND WALK AWAY ...........WELL I KNOW YOU KINDA FIGURED WHAT I DID....... SO NOW AS IM HELPING HER BACK UP TO HER FEET LOL JUST KIDDING BUT YEAH I DROVE AWAY. OK NOW THIS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING WELL IM DRIVING PISSED AS HECK AND IM ON THIS ROAD FAR FROM HOME WHERE COPS STAY LURKING FOR CARELESS DRIVERS SO IM ON THIS ROAD AND SHE CALLS CRYING SAYING PLEASECOME BACK WE NEED TO TALK SO I TURN AROUND OK WELL I CUT ACROSS LIKE ABOUT 5 LANES NOT SIGNALING WHEN I SEE THE FRIGGIN COPS THE BIG BOYZ THE BLUE MAN WRECKING CREW OR YOU COULD SA THE FUZZ LOL THAT NEVER GETS OLD BUT ANYWAYS THIS COP IS LIKE LETS SAY 50 FEET AWAY DOING THE SAME DAMN THING I DID SO THE DUDE HITS HIS LIGHTS I SEE THEM IN MY FEAR VIEW MIRROR AND SHIT BUT KEEP IN MIND HE IS LIKE 50 FEET AWAY NOT CLOSE AT ALL SO I TURN INTO A APARTMENT COMPLEX AND JUST PUT THE DAMN PEDAL TO THE METAL IM WEAVING THROUGH THESE APARTMENT COMPLEX DODGING KIDS ON BIKES CARS OLD LADYS FAT PEOPLE SKINNY PEOPLE UGLY PEOPLE MORE UGLY PEOPLE A HOT CHICK OR TWO LOL YOU GET THE POINT SO I GET TO THE BACK OF THE COMPLEX AND IM TELLING YOU NO LIE I SWERVED MY CAR IT DRIFTED SO SO SO OH SO PERFECT I PUT THE BIT IN REVERSE AND BACK IT IN JUMP OUT LOCK THE DOORS AND STARTED WALKING BEHIND THE APARTMENTS AND TO MY SURPRISE I SEE A FRIGGIN GREY CHARGER YOU KNOW THOSE NEW JOINTS THE COPZ HAVE NOW WELL YEAH SO I START WALKING UP SOME STEPS KEEP IN MIND I STILL DONT SEE THE ORIGINAL COP THAT WAS CHSING ME SO IM KNOCKING ON SOME ONES DOOR JUST KNOCKING HOPING SOME NICE PERSON WILL LET ME IN BUT NO ONES HOME SO I START BACK DOWN THE STEPS AND I SEE THE ORIGINAL COP HE LOOKS AT ME AND KEEPS GOING THEN I SEE HIM OVER BY MY CAR AND THEN I SEE THE COP IN THE CHARGER TALKING TO HIM AND THEY POINTED AT ME SOOON AS I SEE THIS I FRIGGIN DIP OFF RUNNING IT WAS FRIGGIN CRAZY I RUN TO THE MAIN ROAD CROSS THE STREET AND I COME UP TO SOMEMORE APARTMENTS WELL THEN THIS LADY SHE HAS AN ACCENT SHE SAYS SHE FROM JERSEY I TELL HER MY STORY AND SHE LETS ME IN SHE TELLS ME TO CALL MY RIDE SO I CALL THE CHICK WHO WAS F***** REASON I WAS OVER THERE SHE COMES AND GETS ME I CRASH AT HER PLACE FOR THE NIGHT GO BACK FOR MY CAR IN THE MORNING AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW SURPRISE IT IS . . . . NOT THERE SO NOW I HAVE TO GO HOME AND EXPLAIN TOMY MOM WHERE MY CAR IS IT REALLY SUCKED DIDNT GO TO WELL BUT ANYWAYS SHE CALLS THE SHERIFF DEPARTMENT AND THEY SAY THEY WONT RELEASE IT UNTILL I TURN MYSELF IN OK WELL I DO THAT LIKE 3 DAYS LATER AND IT REALLY SUCKS B/C I STILL DONT KNOW WHEN I AM GETTING MY CAR BACK WELL IM TIRED OF TYPING SO ILL END THIS BUT UMMM.... THE LESSON I LEARNED IS JUST STOP NEXT TIME AND JUST TO LET OU GUYS KNOW WHY I RAN IS B/C OF THE INFLUENCE OF GRAND THEFT AUTO ON MY LIFE NAW JUST KIDDING ITS BECAUSE I HAD LIKE A 6 MONTH OVER DUE TICKET WELL IM OUTTT.


PS.THE REASON I NEED MY CAR SO BAD NOT JUST CAUSE I CANT DRIVE. ALSO BOTH MY SKATEBOARDS ARE IN THERE MY IPOD TOUCH WELL HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD NEW YEAR IIGHT IM OUT BYE